breadgetarian

a vegetarian who survives, not on vegetables, but on bread or other starchy-based products.

Non-breadgetarian: Hey man, wanna burger?
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'm a vegetarian.
Non-breadgetarian: Ok, I'll order a salad for you.
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'll just have some bread, maybe order some plain pasta.

by jamin1004 December 30, 2010

breesome

when 2 or more friends share a public restroom with only one toilet

andrew, bob, and beau had a breesome at the el pollo loco bathroom andrew went in the trashcan, bob went in the sink and beau went in the toilet

by illinoisfunnyguy February 22, 2011

brevarded

Retarded, but less offensive

You are so dumb. You are brevarded.

by amandavis January 10, 2012

Breedtard

Unemployed person surviving purely on state benefit and never worked in their life and producing kids in order to claim further benefit.

Sharon is a f***ing breedtard... that's her sixth kid in the last 2 years! she's never done a days work in her life and is claiming more money from the government than I'm earning in full time work!

by Nobby999 November 2, 2012

Brewhican

N. - when you open the refrigerator or cooler or wherever you keep your beer and discover there is only one left. I.e. the Last of the Brewhicans.

N. - When a group of you and your closest friends or brohicans are drinking brewhicans, while watching the Last of the Mohicans.

Bryson - Dude, there's only one fuckin' beer left?!
Josh - Yeah man! It's 'the Last of the Brewhicans!'

Josh - Hey Gwaves, you there?!
Graves - Yup?!
Josh - You got any beer in there?! I just drank the last of the brewhicans in here! Mind if I get a couple?!
Graves - Sure thing guy! C'mon over!
Josh - Thanks brohican! Ill be over in a minute! The Last of the Mohicans is about to end!

by JoshFire November 17, 2012

Brehler

A last name originating in Germany. Most people think is it pronounced Bruler, Breeler, Brecler but almost never Braler (how it is pronounced).

Hey, My name is (Blank) Brehler!

by Pransky February 5, 2013

breakup goggles

When you want to breakup with someone, but you start to remember all of the good memories you shared, and you think breaking up with them is not the best idea, even when it is.

Rob: I'm gonna break up with Jane.
Tahlia: That's a good idea.

*Later*

Rob: I don't think I'll break up with her, we've had so many good times together.
Tahlia: She's cheating on you, and she treats you like crap.
Rob: Yeah, but still..
Tahlia: Omg, you so have breakup goggles.

by patrick's star September 30, 2013