An Austin

To take a shit outdoors

"l'm going behind this water tank for an Austin."

by DutchyIRL March 29, 2025

dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.

i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”

by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025

dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.

i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”

by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025

Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.

"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"

by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011

deanna and austin

The most amazing couple you will ever meet. They are perfect for each other. Everyone is jealous of how perfect they are. They are fight sometimes but they always get over it. They will one day marry and they will have kids and live a happy life. but they will have a few bumps on the way to a happy life. but they will fight through it together.

i wish we were Deanna and Austin kind of relationship.

by urban_dictionary130 May 29, 2016

rachel faith austin

Noun. Someone that over produces belly button lint.

Don't be a Rachel faith austin and clean out your belly button kids.

by Bob don April 3, 2017

pulling an austin

Not motivated to wake up for a job or anything important!

Man im drunk so i think im gonna pull a austin today. Or what happened to the new guy “oh he pulled a austin” or we are short staffed this week everyone pulling an austin this week!

by Fancy dood January 27, 2018