imaginary friend

A figment of the imagination usually made up by little kids who dont have many friends or have a hard childhood life. Or by some insecure teenagers who have to pretend they have friends to impress people. Also made up by insecure friendless adults who pretend like they go out with someone when its all imaginary and made up in thier head.

Sal pretended to have a friend to impress people. People ended up finding out the imaginary friend was a lie and just an act of compensation to make up for his dull life.

by Sal's imaginary friend Bob January 10, 2008

friend zone

A realm of darkness and depression between hell and the earth's surface where innocent males are sent to by attractive/nice females when acting friendly as an attempt to build a good relationship with a female to interest them in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship. This horrible place is to be avoided at all costs and all males are advised not to develop a crush on their close female friends in order to avoid this.

"So has (malename) had any luck with (femalename)?" - Generic person
"Nah, I don't think the poor guy has a chance at this point, he's waited too long and she put him in the friend zone by now." - Generic person's bro/buddy/pal/friend

by doireallyhavetoenterapseudonym October 15, 2011

best friends

Someone that will always be there for you no matter what happens.

Diana and Robert are a perfect example of best friends.

by Yoshidragon December 24, 2008

ugly friend

the friend of the hot girl who is never chosen first. She is always left alone and is very angry about it.

When given the choice between the 2 the guys always chose the prettier friend and leave the ugly big nosed one out of the cold.

You literally have to beg guys to touch the girl to give her a pity screw.

sara is a real ugly friend.

by wankerr December 16, 2008

friends with benefits

The best kind of friendship out there.

Me and John are friends with benefits. We like fucking but we don't like to pay for dates.

by Montgomery Montgomery January 12, 2007

Friends Only

Phrase used after saying something sexual to the opposite sex without actually implying a relationship .

Similar to friends with benefits

"Hey, would you let me tap that? Friends Only."

"Sex? friends only though"

by Prodocy May 18, 2009

Macau friend

A Cantonese slang sometimes used in Hong Kong and Macau. It resembles the Cantonese phrase "Ma Gau Faan," which, in English, literally means "fucken annoying."

You are such a Macau friend.

by jef2k85 November 4, 2009