by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021
Get the Chinese baby daymug. by mo schpit January 31, 2023
Get the chinese wallmug. by HunkStudmann January 30, 2021
Get the Chinese Netflixmug. Ethnic Chinese youths were born and raised in Malaysian refuses their Malaysia born and pretending to be Mainland Chinese due to racial problem in Malaysia. They are very racist and against Southeast Asian people , use "Monkey" word to offend anybody they don't like , which is very popular used word in Mainland China.
by wang_baoyu (PRC) February 12, 2019
Get the Chinese Wannabemug. Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
Get the politically Chinesemug. When one shoves an eggroll up their prison pocket and then eats it out, some people like to do it in groups, some do it alone, there are parades in china dedicated to the chinese cornhole
by Qung bou April 14, 2021
Get the Chinese cornholemug. When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).
Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."
Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"
Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"
by PrimalInstinct January 16, 2017
Get the Chinese Alligatormug.