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Improper Benefits Bowl

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.
ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.
by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011
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Jidion's bowling average

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.
Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!
by SoRaHF May 25, 2022
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Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015
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smoke a bowl day

When is smoke a bowl day you say? It’s when ever you wanna get high
Wanna smoke a bowl on smoke a bowl day ? Yeah let’s got right now
by Bsbigslong May 16, 2018
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cleaning the guacamole bowl

Doing a task in behalf of another person without being asked. Going above and beyond for the team. Actual cleaning of a guacamole bowl
Ace: I took care of it
Sean: Dude that's rad, thanks for cleaning the guacamole bowl
by batrat7 May 2, 2016
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popcorn vomit bowl

a pvb is the large bowl, topically found in a white household, that your mother gives you when you’re too sick to make it to the toilet. that same bowl is washed and later used during movie night
honey, pull out the popcorn vomit bowl, we’re watching twilight
by anonymous October 27, 2022
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Delaware Dust Bowl

When 2 girls are scissoring and they queef at the same exact time causing them to repel from each other like magnets that are both negative/positive.
Dude the girls were scissoring and they did a Delaware Dust Bowl and one of the girls flew back and hit the headboard of the bed.
by Jizz ‘n’ Juul October 12, 2018
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