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COVID balls

When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.
Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic

Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?
by maxinsight19 May 12, 2021
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Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.
Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.
by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021
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Ball break

When "(Matt Gallardi)" wants to make fun of "(Jack Mastrandrea)" about his gambling addiction.
Why do you have to be a ball break?
by ChiefGAGS June 22, 2023
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pissy balls

Guy: I bet that nerd has pissy balls
Follower: YEAH!
by black nigger balls November 29, 2021
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balls to the wall

This term significantly predates airplanes all together. The term "balls to the wall" originated with James Watt's invention of the centrifugal governor used on early steam engines (circa 1774, well before the Wright brothers at Kitty Hawk). Over the years, these types of governors were adapted for use on various other types of engines, including many aircraft engines. Some aircraft have a ball shape at the end of the throttle control, which is actually a clever reference to the governor mechanism, no doubt conceived by a witty designer. It is easy to see where one could get the (wrong) impression that "balls to the wall" would indicate the position of the throttle lever, when in fact, the term, strictly speaking, is a reference to the position of the weights on the governor.
Increase engine speed! Balls to the wall!
by engineering etymologist July 20, 2010
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ma balls

My balls, used to show dissaprovment or hate
Bob-"Those yankee game tickets were stolen"
Joe-"You can suck ma balls you lying sack of fuck"
by Giants8189 May 14, 2005
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Dusty balls

A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!

Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.

Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
by Shrekluvr69 April 26, 2016
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