Cap

Something someone says that EVERYONE knows is a BIG ASS LIE. Usually used to try to flex by FIBBING. You can tell cap apart from no-cap by just seeing what the person who said it looks like, or if it's just completely unreasonable.

Person 1: "Hey guys I just landed a bottle flip from the top of the Twin Peaks.
Person 2: "THAT'S CAP BRO!"
Person 3: "STOP THE CAP!"
The Karen: "ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP! I'M CALLING THE MANAGER!"
Person 2 and 3: "NAHHHHH FAM THAT'S CAP!"

by the no-capper March 26, 2022

Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

Cap

Meaning of your life

Person: Having A Cap
Me: Trying to be Funny

by I am under da water January 7, 2021

Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020

cap

A lie, something fake, or something that doesn't check out.

"Yesterday I shook Biden's hand"
"That's such cap"

by bhfkjnds June 1, 2022

bloody cap

When you're getting eating out while someone is wearing a hat and soon his hat looks like Vietnam flashbacks.

Friend 1: how was it last night?
Friend 2: it ended with a bloody cap.

by Marcilene is secretly me!!13 May 27, 2017

capful

Antonym of capless

Adjective
to be with cap, to be cap, to be deceitful or with impure intentions

All his promises were capful, none of them came to pass.

She spoke capfully, with intent to deceive and to laud herself.

Their organization and its visions are capful, I recommend avoiding any business with them.

by hudzell January 22, 2023