You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.

Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"

by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025

I love you the mostest

Used when a person loves the other the most and automatically makes them the winner in the who loves each other more argument.

Casey: “I love you the most”

Mel: “I love you the mostest”

by Findinglove_ February 8, 2024

you

someone who reads urban dictionary definitions. . .for some reason

you are reading.

by Imnotthatimportant April 15, 2022

You fryin’ me fool

What you say When somebody gets on your nerves or says something stupid

Jay stop messing with her you fryin’ me fool

by Wezlefool March 11, 2020

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 10, 2018

You can go fly

To advise someone you are not doing something for them .

Mary : can you give me a pedicure

Sarah: you can go fly , if you think I’m doing that

by Itamaire April 20, 2018