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butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay
Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"
by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018
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Shitted over

Shitted over means to be wronged, the victim of a minor injustice, disrespected, passed over at work or in other competitive environment.
Examples: Tom got the promotion; I got shitted over. The barista really shitted me over; my coffee doesn't have any chocolate sprinkles.
by Notyourordinaryenglishteacher September 8, 2013
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shit rocked

im about to get my shit rocked

lucky
by mvvtserlvver July 8, 2022
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Mad donkey shit

Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.
Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.
by Ande February 18, 2021
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Shit

The giant brown thing sitting in your pants right now
"bro, I just took a shit"
"pretty cool dude, can I eat it?"
by Lo-Sir May 3, 2023
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Holy Shit.

Normally grace and order are used to create something Holy and connected to the divine. When chaos and brutality are used, but there is no less absolute value to the connection to the divine, people shout "Holy Shit!"
That daredevil is going to jump 22 stairs on a scooter; Holy Shit. she landed it!
by Arbitron February 13, 2021
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