It's what I do

A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.

Jon : Garflied, did you eat all the lasaga again?
Garflief: I eat Jon, it's what I do.

by EdgyUsername November 8, 2018

I remembert

When you not “I forgor 💀”

Ohhhhhh, I remembert!

by Remembert man July 27, 2021

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

I want to sauce that

A phrase wherein one states their desire to cum all over a person or nody part or inanimate object

Oh yo I want to sauce that bitch tonight (he said in front of his friends while staring into the mirror at his own reflection)

by CostcoMembersOnly April 7, 2021

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 3, 2025

But at least I have the memory

‘But at least I have the memory…’ is a line from a song by the American musician & artist, Ariana Grande.

This line is at 2:33 on ‘Thinking Bout You’, a song by Ariana Grande that was released in 2016, part of her ‘Dangerous Woman’ album.

People often refer this quote to remembering something that is gone.

1: ‘What’s your favorite line from the album ‘Dangerous Woman’ by Ariana Grande?’
2: ‘“But at least I have the memory…” from ‘Thinking Bout You’!’

by MrPatch December 22, 2023

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023