National Gay Day

The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.

Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.

by DankestDiavolo October 22, 2023

national index is stinky day

On March 4th when you see index call him stinky for apparently no reason

national index is stinky day
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Player: Hey index
Index: What?
Player: you stinky
Index: :(

by mate507 October 23, 2023

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

National Almia Appreciation Day

November 7th is the day to celebrate your appreciation for someone with the name, Almia, Furthermore, to remind us that we all need someone as caring, loving, optimistic, smart, supportive, wholesome, and simply gorgeous as an Almia

For any Almias out there, National Almia Appreciation Day is here for you to remind you that you are Amazing in every way and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You are so talented and loving. Not to mention you are a rare gem amongst pebbles and stones. Everyone needs an Almia in their lives

by TromboneKid2005 October 23, 2023

Double-Binary People's Day

Also Double-Binary Visibility Day and Double-Binary Awareness Day.

January 26th.
Origin: International Women's Day and International Men's Day added together

Happy Double-Binary People's Day!

by Shugunou October 23, 2023

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick

Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick

by drnotpepper October 24, 2023