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shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.
I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.
by villos69 February 9, 2017
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only shit

expression once used by José Victor, student from the Translation Studies course in João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brasil, in the year of 2016.
When you are surprised about something, you say: ONLY SHIT!

It kind of works out just like "holy shit" but it's only.
by Ze birl February 10, 2017
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shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
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Urban Dictionary
by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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shit blog post

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
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by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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Get it and Shit it

Term used for fast food joints that give you the shits
Frank: Man , I'm starving!
George: Lets stop at the Get it and Shit it!
by BurritoBrownie September 17, 2012
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flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....
by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012
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Shit and fell back in it

Response given to someone that tells a bold faced lie
Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".

Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.
by Magaletso October 17, 2012
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