help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be

Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.

*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*

Girl: Hey whats your name

Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.

Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!

Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.

by What the fuck u want me 2 put August 30, 2009

Gacked up on whoop chicken

High on the crystallized methamphetamines.

Damn she was smokin all night. She was gacked up on whoop chicken, alright!

by Dick Dick Goose Guy August 25, 2021

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

by paradigms October 23, 2009

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

by brando56894 November 20, 2013

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

by LitTeacher July 6, 2015

Irish Make Up

The bruises on their face from intoxicated fighting.

"Jenny's got some nice Irish make up today"
"Yeah, fist fights and Guinness aren't a good combo"

by rageragerage March 1, 2014