shit-chucking crazy

The state of mental illness which has symptoms including sending thirty text messages when there have been just three replies, repeatedly making false allegations, and using the subject's child as a bargaining chip against a person who has moved on after the subject initiated a break up.

Seriously, that bitch is shit-chucking crazy. She broke up with me, but has been blowing me up, making shit up, and trying to use her kid against me since she found out I had moved on.

by FreddyFlint September 2, 2013

Shitted over

Shitted over means to be wronged, the victim of a minor injustice, disrespected, passed over at work or in other competitive environment.

Examples: Tom got the promotion; I got shitted over. The barista really shitted me over; my coffee doesn't have any chocolate sprinkles.

by Notyourordinaryenglishteacher September 8, 2013

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

GOPiece of Shit

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.

"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"

by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013

shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.

my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making

by mr.assorth October 2, 2013

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012