Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

by Champ3214 April 29, 2022

And the universe said I love you

A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."

"and the universe said I love you"

"and the universe said you have played the game well"

"and the universe said everything you need is within you"

"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"

"and the universe said you are the daylight"

"and the universe said you are the night"

"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"

"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"

"and the universe said you are not alone"

"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"

"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."

Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor

by Arin-guy April 24, 2025

I can’t with you

You’re being silly

Ang: falling asleep again after taking a nap*

Me: Omg Ang “I can’t with you”

by Ojitosrojitos March 28, 2020

I give it!

The expression of admiration and approval of something or someone's story.
The expression originates from the the translation of the Hungarian "Adom". Although the expression is borrowed from Hungarian it shows some similarities in grammar and usage to "I'll give you that!".
The term could also be interpreted as a shortened and simplifyed version of saying that: "This is awesome I'll give you that!"
The term is often used as a reaction to one's showing a meme that you admire.

Suzy: *shows a meme of incest*
Her stepbrother: *rolling on the motherfecking floor* I give it!

by Keedgatarr March 20, 2021

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025