i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

schorsch(i)

schorsch is the guy with the most drip in the city. The name comes from Bavaria. And is the nicer version of Georg. He matches the best with a person starting H and ending with E. His besties are persons starting with L or G

Today I went to schorsch(i)‘s house…
schorsch(i) is very pretty…

by schorsch(i) November 22, 2021

schorsch(i)

schorsch is the guy with the most drip in the city. The name comes from Bavaria. And is the nicer version of Georg. He matches the best with a person starting H and ending with E. His besties are persons starting with L or G

Today I went to schorsch(i)‘s house…
schorsch(i) is very pretty…

by schorsch(i) November 22, 2021

I like your shirt

Way of saying I love you well also being subtle

Crush: OK I gotta head out
You: all right, by the way, I like your shirt.

by Coplobber April 2, 2024

What am I supposed to do with you

An endearing sentence, used when you might not be able to keep the conversation going? I’d like to say it’s when you love someone so much you don’t know what to do with it.

“What am I supposed to do with you, love?”

by arcticgoose🦎 April 2, 2024

I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.

I love it in my butt

by Widsowman April 4, 2024

The S H I T S

Diarrhea or explosive diarrhea so bad to the point where you have to take of all your clothes.
What happened so me this morning.

Eww why does it smell to bad in this bathroom?
Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
💀

by Paxso-Africano April 4, 2024