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I am paining

Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.
"Metal is satanism!" - "I am paining"
by Vincentusus February 8, 2021
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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025
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I+E

The love between the most amazing girl in the world and isaiah
I+e is so perfect
by Zaybird October 26, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong
oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022
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