I am paining

Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.

"Metal is satanism!" - "I am paining"

by Vincentusus February 8, 2021

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

I Farted A Healthy Smell

I Farted A Healthy Smell

I Farted A Healthy Smell

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

I like her more

I like emma more then she likes me

I like her more end of discussion

by asjegaseafgwieuayweinf December 31, 2020

I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”

person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat

by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020

Koki I. Vutov

He is a bright and talented young individual, capable of achieving absolutely nothing, cherished by no one, he doesn't flinch at human torture, he eats babies and kills newborn puppies for a living.

He chill.

Holly shit Koki I. Vutov is coming by, quickly, hide your babies and newborn puppies!
Yeah man, he fucked my goldfish and he touched my anus.

by Chicken Handling Man February 25, 2025

I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.

What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023