pack sand up your ass

The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.

Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.

by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

You're breeding a scab on your ass

Doing somthing that is likely to result in getting your butt wipped with a stick or belt to the point of developing blisters.

You know little Johnny, you're breeding a scab on your ass by not get your home work done.

by Kenneth Hamby February 23, 2009

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

Shove it up your ugly ass.

Exactly what it sounds like

Hey! go "shove it up your ugly ass."

by spiritual ass August 3, 2017

fuck you up yo ass

Black for "mind your own business", "leave me alone", "buzz off", etc.

To a bill collector: "Fuck you up yo ass, BITCH!"

by Glenn T. April 11, 2007

National grab ass day

National grab ass day

“It’s national grab ass day let’s go grab booty”

by Toes.68 October 2, 2018

Dick in the booty hole ass nigga

A nigga that is just gay in everyway. Someone who looks like they like dicks in their booty holes. A fag, queer, homo, ect.

Clarence: "Yo here comes that nigga Tyrome! He's a fuckin homo!"
Bill:"I'm sayin my nigga! That's one Dick in the booty hole ass nigga right thurrr!"

Tyrome:"Hey There!!"

by stanky slanky December 14, 2009