You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx April 22, 2016

She will snip you

A fate worse than divorce

When you are married and decide to fuck around and instead of your wife divorcing you she stays with you to only always remind you that you fucked up.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.

by S/he’s just a friend January 03, 2024

i low you

I'm trying to get you to be as low as possible in life. But the person hears I love you. Almost the exact opposite of I love you. This has happened to me.

I love you.

I low you too, ha ha ha

by Mikalay July 11, 2022

Hey how you doin

A fat line of the finest powder.

Yooooo I need a lil Hey how you doin

by blackestbaby July 27, 2024

Screw you day

On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W

1.“Hey it’s national Screw you day!
2.”oh yeah I forgot here slap my back.”

by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019

Hell you

When you want to say fuck you but you in a joking way.

David: You stink
Kyle: Hell You

by Loopy poopy December 27, 2019

Bourne you

VERB to engage in combat with a person or persons in the fashion of Jason Bourne in the Bourne trilogy of films; with use of very agile, very close quarters hand to hand techniques and many improvised weapons all at a very high speed to no music. Both attackers recieve many blows and breath heavily or grunt throughout

"Keep talking and I'm gonna Bourne you"
"I'm about to Bourne you up"
"You just got Bourned"

by yourverysilly February 03, 2010