Very beautiful black women.
Don: Yo, look at them (very beautiful black women walking by).
Matt: Yea bro, they are stellar browns.
Matt: Yea bro, they are stellar browns.
by Original___Don July 18, 2020

A sexual act; while having anal sex with a woman/man, the man pulls out his penis and has his partner turn around. The man then takes his penis and stamps a brown excrement mark in the center of the woman's/ man's forehead.
Guys, you'll never believe it- she finally wanted to try anal last night. In honor of the special occasion, I gave her a brown bindi when we finished!
by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2010

When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.
by RoryLOL July 1, 2009

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Defecating on your partner's head while receiving a hummer. This move is achieved facing away from your partner while on top. Facing the other way results in a brown bow-tie.
Jethro slipped me a laxative that kicked in while Sherry and I were 69ing and she was giving me a hummer and I couldn't help giving her a brown sombrero!
by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009

A horrible, long, slimy turd that slips a little too easily out of your ass as if on it's own free will. Aka K-19 - The Widowmaker. A Kursk.
A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.
by Doyle69 March 1, 2009

by Ana Appelbaum November 23, 2009
