Google

A company that likes to track the living piss outta you through the web, more so than Facebook

poses as a search engine, but is an advertising company

DuckDuckGo is better privacy wise

Bob: there are so many people with signs here!
Me: I Know! It's like using Google to surf the web I tell ya!

by Not Your Average Tech Pest November 9, 2021

Google Fanboy

Sascha Jäger

Look at that Sascha!
Isnt he a Google Fanboy

by csgouserxx September 29, 2020

google

a SEARCH ENGINE

I GOOGLED THE ANSWER

by nofwfr43tt43 May 1, 2020

Google

/goo-guhl/
1. (noun.) An extraordinary web browser that allows the user to customize their experience with extensions and customizable settings.

2. (verb.) The act of searching something up on the web browser "Google".

1. (noun.) Google is such a good web browser, I use it everyday!

2. (verb.) I don't know what 2+2 is. I'll just google it!

by Heroo! September 3, 2024

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018