“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins April 21, 2018
During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
by Mrbig696969 December 28, 2016
Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022
by TheOriginalYeet February 14, 2021
Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
by eddsned September 10, 2016
The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Paulmh072089 November 08, 2023
Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"
Person 2 "WHAT?!"
Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"
Person 2 "WHAT?!"
Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"
by SaraWas#1 April 18, 2019