The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
by RL91 July 4, 2022
Get the Elephant Graveyard Surprise mug.Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.
by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023
Get the Big girl surprise mug.The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Count Choculas Surprise mug.Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
by Mr Cincinnati February 21, 2011
Get the Stonebake Surprise mug.A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
Get the vodka surprise mug.The act of taking multiple bananas ( at least 3) and shoving them in your Anusara while staring at your front door hoping it will burst into flames.
by Apples14567 November 11, 2016
Get the The Tyrer Vesser Surprise mug.When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"
"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"
by RancidTrain November 15, 2020
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