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Second Wave

happens during a pandemic where the second wave is usually deadlier than the first wave
are you getting ready for the second wave

don’t remind me
by 1Shot Duke September 25, 2020
mugGet the Second Wavemug.
What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
mugGet the ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!mug.

double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
Double-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
mugGet the double-second-cousinmug.

Second Wave Cramps

Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
by Troublepaws September 28, 2018
mugGet the Second Wave Crampsmug.

double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Double-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
mugGet the double-second-cousinmug.

catch second

Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.
Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.
by E. Rick Shin March 4, 2018
mugGet the catch secondmug.

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