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Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head
by Brick Frick November 30, 2017
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THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.
Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was
by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024
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mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".
by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018
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sock mountain

by s33 June 4, 2009
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mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains
Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist
by Fluke69 February 25, 2017
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Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men
My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!
by Xrock79 July 31, 2017
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Mountainous

A descriptive word for someone ass.
Ussually a good thing - meaning one has a 'mountable' ass
Jane says 'Damn, look at the ass on him. VERY mountainous'

Sara says 'Yeah, for sure, bet that's what his boyfriend thinks too.'
by Sofaqueen March 10, 2008
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