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Get the Ghost Douche mug.a spirit native to australia that packs your bong for you when ur high but steal your lighter when you don’t have your bong fast enough and sometimes steals your bongs or breaks them
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Get the cone ghost mug.When it feels like your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but it turns out that your leg was just twitching.
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Get the ghost pussy mug.A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.
Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."
by BethanyGM February 7, 2010
Get the Ghost in the Machine mug.when a guys bangs a girl and eventually leaves before anybody finds out, or even before the girl he banged wakes up in her room... like it never happened.
jim: hey mike, did you here little timmy banged angie at the party last night.
mike: no man, really? i was there too, man he must a ghost dicked her then cause nobody seen it and he was gone before we woke up!
Angie waking up that mornin...
man why is my pussy soar....aww goddamn it! little timmy pulled the old ghost dick trick again..
mike: no man, really? i was there too, man he must a ghost dicked her then cause nobody seen it and he was gone before we woke up!
Angie waking up that mornin...
man why is my pussy soar....aww goddamn it! little timmy pulled the old ghost dick trick again..
by dfinster February 21, 2010
Get the ghost dick mug.Do your girl doggystyle and when she's not paying attention, switch out with your homie. Then proceed to walk around the bed, acting like nothing is going on. When she realizes its not you doing her, your friend has to quickly pull out and hide under the bed, leaving the impression she was being fucked by a ghost.
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