New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
Get the New jerseymug. The most disgusting place in America.
Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Dan: “Hey Steve roll down the window I wanna smell that fresh New Jersey air”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union”
by Bdflyfish May 9, 2022
Get the New Jerseymug. When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.
Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.
by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022
Get the Jersey Triathlonmug. A girl or sometimes even a gay male who you never ever ever ever talk, that feel the need to ask you to wear your football jersey for for the game on friday.
by Barry Mycockiner63 August 27, 2020
Get the Jersey Whoremug. When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.
by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021
Get the New Jersey Jackknifemug. Jersey Joe is an italian american born tiktok and instagram influencer. Born Joequavius J. Joseph, he is most known for his incredibly fucking stupid dance that he repeats over and over while simultaneously leeching off of the success of "The Costco Guys" also known as AJ & BigJustice andor "We Bring the Boom" by repeating those said "fucking stupid" dance moves. Joequavius is a curse and burden to all who happen to come across his hip gyrating, leg stomping, spinning shenanigans and should be moved along with the entire state of New Jersey to an island as close to Pyongyang as possible.
by JerseyJoeLover January 8, 2025
Get the Jersey Joemug. New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
Get the New jerseymug.