Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015

Irish mouthfuck

The act of being drunk doublin' up your fist and punching someone in the mouth

I'm going to irish mouthfuck him if he keeps messing with me.

by 01Shaggys October 13, 2024

Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.

Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.

by its_Dalix September 1, 2025

laughing in irish

An irish man laughing

Jackseptickeye laughs*

Subtitle:laughing in irish

by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019

Irish Sisters

North western slang for two people, regardless of gender, nouns, race, ethnicity, or origin, whom have shared an anal plug/and or butt plug.

Oh I’ve heard Amber and Nicole use the same butt plug at home, what a real bunch of Irish sisters.”

by Okieslangslag March 11, 2023

Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018