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Stupid Face

Some one with a dumbfound look on their face. A stupid face.
Me-You know Donald Castelow?

You- who?
Me- Stupid Face.
You- oh, yeah i know who your talking about now.
by san anto GUEY July 7, 2011
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Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit
by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022
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Texas Face

Person1: Did you se that kids face?
Person2: Yeah he had a weird ass texas face.
by Jerry Hambone December 29, 2016
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Tigers Face

The pattern of excrement usual found splattered on the rear of a toilet or even in your pants. The explosion marks normally left when a bowl movement leaves your anus at high velocity, leaving stripes across the said toilet or underpants.
Holey Moley Matt, looks like you have a Tigers face in your Boxers”

"My god Mike, someone has left a tigers face in the Bog"
by Baron Rouge February 19, 2009
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ASPCA face

Pronounced 'as-pah' face (with a silent 'C', because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n' stuff.)

A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.

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The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.

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The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.

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The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.

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The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
I hate it when they put those ASPCA-faced puppies on TV. I feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!

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Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!

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tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!

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Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!

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How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
by The Vaginacological Society January 8, 2011
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face-cunt

A woman's (or man bitch's) mouth.
Shut your face-cunt, men are talking.
by snizz master April 28, 2011
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Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.
"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."
by Big Zappa August 17, 2009
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