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glory fart

When an orgasm is so intense that all the gasses you have pent up in your ass come pouring out in a release of magnificent and noble flatulence.
I was stressing all day but when I blew a load in Jill I let out the most satisfying glory fart of all time.
by Steeple Dave March 12, 2016
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Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?
by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013
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fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.
That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!
by Lord Windowsmear June 29, 2014
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fart twirl

The act of performing a jumping twirl while engaging in flatulence.
I did a fart twirl as I jumped off of the curb on the sidewalk.
by princess sprinkles February 23, 2010
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snowman fart

When one farts 3 times consecutively, the first fart being large, the second fart being medium, & the third fart to top it off being small.
by Pdddl August 20, 2017
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Mustard Fart

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019
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cootie fart

When one breaks wind from the vagina after getting brutally pounded
I pounded that pussy so deep and so hard that she cootie farted afterwards
by Presidentdickwad March 28, 2019
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