You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
Get the surprise toolmug. A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation
The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped
That's a, that's a surprise
That's a, that's a surprise
by bdawge November 29, 2011
Get the That's a, that's a surprisemug. by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012
Get the Alaskan Surprisemug. When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
Get the Cucumber poop surprisemug. When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.
Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.
by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023
Get the Alabama surprise partymug. When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
by Word Flirt October 7, 2025
Get the Rainbow Kitten Surprisemug.