Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.

It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

logic sticks

stupid people who don't know how to say logistics

Mustafa says logic sticks

by Owenharris12 March 3, 2014

Spic Stick

Slang for Taquito

I'm making some Spic Sticks, want any?

by uberthief April 7, 2019

piss the stick

To take a home pregnancy test.

Worried about potentially being pregnant, Jessica went to the bathroom to piss the stick.

by raveninaforest August 31, 2010

Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

Stick in the shake

Being a stick in the shake is way more irritating then dealing with a stick in the mud.

Devon: Lindsey is being such a stick in the mud....she never lets me get what I want, it's like trying to have sex with a medieval hooker......

John: Na man she's being a stick in the shake......sounds more like a pussy that way

by rapmastaflasta April 16, 2011

stick and stir

To have sex, ejaculate(whether on their face, in and/or on their pussy), and immediately after, leave like nothing happened.

I went to megans apartment, planning to stick and stir...i did it once....almost planned on doing it again, but decided not to while being completely drunk.

by we the people of the usa June 1, 2009