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Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
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Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
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Sick-Stick

When you’re sick, and the icky feeling gets so bad that you can hardly move. Usually the result of a fever.
A: Dude, did you get that Lego set done?
B: No, I got halfway through and my fever hit me with the sick-stick.
by TheGuyDownstairsss December 25, 2023
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I’m sick

i’m sick” refers to being pissed off or annoyed
bro I’m sick I left my keys inside my car and now i’m locked out
by fohunnabangbang September 10, 2020
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Moon sickness

Similar to Yellow fever but specifically for Japanese. A play on the term "Moon Runes".
Hey, Tod over there is always wearing an anime t-shirt and listening to J-pop. Do you think he has moon sickness?
by Madam Fortune August 10, 2021
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A sick perverted motherfucker

When someone unfollows you on instagram.
You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker
by Nicolastheasshole November 21, 2021
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sick-jork

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.
Boy: 'wow, she is just a sick-jork!'
by anonymous girrrl November 13, 2010
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