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Over the garden wall

A metaphor for “having/had a near-death experience”.
Person 1: “where were you?? You missed the exam!”
Person 2, fresh outta the hospital: “Oh, I was just over the garden wall. But I came back!”
by M•A•R•S November 7, 2022
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Intellectual Comb-over

(Noun) A large collection of degrees, certificates and awards on one's office or cubicle wall that are placed the in a pathetic attempt to cover a glaring lack of professional competency or adequacy.

Wally from Dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and Webinar he ever attended/watched - all in an attempt to "comb-over" the fact that he doesn't really know or do anything productive.
Have you seen Wally's cube? What an Intellectual Comb-Over! He even had his Presidential Certificate of Fitness from High School!
by CivilSavant April 4, 2011
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Getting Pulled Over

A funny, politely abrupt way to get off the phone with some one who talks too much and too long especially about nothing of significance
Gotta go Mom. I'm Getting Pulled Over
by Tabago's mom April 1, 2019
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Wiafu over Meta

When you wish for Wiafus in genshin impact not because they are good, but because they are wiafus.
John skipped kazuha for Yoimiya because he plays wiafu over meta.
by The Lethargian August 21, 2021
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painting over poop

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.
Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.
by MrPhoton June 11, 2018
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Tu Hoang Over

The best PRUMC team in the history of PRUMC. Jeff oser will never start on this team because he is Tu Hoang over.
Tu Hoang Over is the best basketball team ever.
by JeffreyFrancisOser November 23, 2009
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Over-the-shoulder Porn

When your significant other looks at sexy materials on the Internet, and you watch them looking at it and get turned on by association.
My bisexual girlfriend was looking for a girlfriend online all night, it was great Over-the-shoulder Porn!
by tomthealienninja June 7, 2010
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