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steve

steve is a name for a person an also a minecraft character
Stephen: hey steve can you pass me a controller?
Steve: yeah sure Stephen
by 6funny_number9 December 7, 2020
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steve woodrum

Huge asshole extremely conceited and self-centered full of ego very sneaky always deceiving and conniving selfish Narcissistic almost evil like traits Habitual cheater and habitual liar has no conscience and feels no remorse loves to belittle and bully women to make himself feel better don’t let his act fool ya he is anything but good
That guy really seems like a huge asshole he was so rude he was a Steve Woodrum for sure!
by Dickbag sniffer July 9, 2021
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Steve Con

A convention for all Steves and Steve allies. This annual convention (no official date or location; it can happen whenever or wherever) celebrates and acknowledges all Steves, Stevens, Stephens, and related fellas. Steves of all genders are welcome.
Hey man, I didn't see you at this year's Steve Con! You missed a seriously good lecture on the values having a local Steve in any community.
by Ominous Council Ruler July 1, 2021
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Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.
"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"
by Sebwich September 25, 2021
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the steve harvey

Congratulating or awarding someone in front of an audience, only to realize they are not the intended recipient; then, having to retract your congratulations, leaving them standing there awkwardly with a half-frozen smile on their face. Painful.
Sheila, Congratulations on being the top salesperson of the year!!! Here is your plaque showing our appreciation! Oh wait, this says SHAWN... Sheila was not the winner, and thus, the loser. Sorry for the Steve Harvey.
by CleverCleo March 31, 2016
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dry steve

the proper name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in their ear and then sticks it in another persons mouth.
he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025
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Steve Cobs

Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!

Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?

Suitcase: Sure, babe!
by TrophyxTissues :3 December 11, 2024
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