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jizz jealous

When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
by Watchinfool October 5, 2023
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Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel
Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"
by that 1 kid September 11, 2009
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Fish Jizz

I could really go for some fish jizz tonight; I thought the water was a little salty but it was just this fish jizz.
by Captain Hutchinson Beaver Den September 3, 2022
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Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
by MAGAcult January 26, 2025
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JIZZ CHAMBER

the room that Mjizz resides in, where the jizz is released.
Gunna eat some medis then buss a nut in the jizz chamber later
by RFNGKJGBVKJESNVR BRKwj March 11, 2024
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Jizz

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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013
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