hand jobber

Term for asian woman that preforms happy ending massages

Look at that korean in the higs heels and short skirt. She is for sure a hand jobber.

by Pool Guy4L June 18, 2010

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Hand cake

When a male ejaculates into a females hands.

Ryan "I'm going to cum! Hold out your hands!"
Sarah "oh yeah, I love hand cakes!"

by Smario999 January 2, 2012

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Hand Release

When a man is jerked off by either his self or someone else. Also known as HR for short.

Man if she doesn't want to give you a BJ just get her to give you a soothing HR (Hand Release).

by Mark E. July 20, 2006

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talk to the hand

Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.

Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.

by Dana Hawn August 31, 2003

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Hand Jacuzzi

When you are in the shower, and you cup your hand to the bottom of your bum. Then when your hand cup has been filled with shower water, fart into it and make bubbles like a jacuzzi.

I made a hand jacuzzi in the shower this morning when i farted into my hand that was cupped with water against my bum.

by Rat City February 13, 2010

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Hand job

1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.

2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.

1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.

2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.

by opd868 September 25, 2013

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