Nathan

Nathan is a depressed pick me boy who will say that they’re going to kill them selves when you break up with them. They also complain about how fat and ugly they are. Don’t waste your time or money on Nathan, since he is just a depressed little ugly musty golden retriever boy wannabe.
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Person 1: ‘I’m so ugly and fat’

Person 2: ‘ew you’re giving Nathan rn
by Ispeakfactslmao November 25, 2023
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cool whitewashed monkey. Very short. doesn't know his parents. Can never hold a relationship for more than a year. Nappy ass hair. athletic and loves goldfish. Short term memory loss. not creative.
Hey nathan, guess what, you dont know your parents HAHAHAH.
by mokey101 June 09, 2022
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The gayest man alive. A failure to his parents and anyone else he meets. He’s very short and his manly beard does not make up for it. His black hair does not protect against his inability to play soccer without injury. He is short, and like an ant or something. He loves his dogs too much which is such a red flag.
Nathan is not hot, he’s short, stop being a communist.
by Zachimusasianmen June 29, 2024
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Nathan is the best person you will ever meet so funny so hot and awkward but still hot. My boyfriend Nathan is so hot 🥵 not even lying his voice is hot and yes I still love his book bag talk to you for 1 second not that long (he’s not my boyfriend tho) and his hands 🙌
Person 1: I like your book bag

Nathan : oh thanks

Person 1: welcome

Person 2 : don’t you have a crush on him
Nathan: ohhhhh really 👀
Person 1: 🏃🏾 ♀️ Runs like she never ran before
by R-KELLY-kids May 26, 2022
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from a nathan to another:

nathans pull nobody, have tiny manhood, no game, is stupidly sweaty all the time, and is very unfunny. at least me. nobody has a crush on me i am pretty much mentally fatherless now. goodbye fellow nathans. btw call me nathaniel i will stab you
Person 1: Nathan is cringe asf
Person 2: ikr who is he
by nathanaintnathaniel July 04, 2023
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Nathan's are the single most greatest guys you can ever meet.theyre super loyal,caring,hardworking,and they are very chill.you can always depend on a Nathan whenever.they will always be there for you.Also kinda cute they can be serious at the right times and you can always come to a Nathan in times of help and guidance.And whoever is on this guys mind is very special because Nathan's dont open up they're hearts to no one.they usually are interested in girls that they have known for a long time.If you ever get a Nathan......keep him close and enjoy him but just don't hurt them because they can come at you a million different ways that you dont wanna think about. He’s also a pussy pounder with a cock hung like a dragon.
Girl- You’re so lucky you have a Nathan

Girl- I know right he’s just the best!
by supremelysupreme November 22, 2021
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