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new milo

the most exquisite fish and best sidekick in existence
i miss new milo, he was a great fish
by ssdsdddsndjrwjskek October 3, 2021
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New Hampshire

The state where everybody is a pothead, yet marijuana is illegal.

The state where everybody owns a gun, yet there is hardly any gun violence.

The state where you aren't an alcoholic if you don't drink during the day.

The state where you find used needles in a field of sunflowers.

The state where idiots from the south get lost on the woods/drown because they think they are outdoorsmen.
"New Hampshire is full of gun toting hippies and weed smoking grannies."
by christboygenius August 12, 2021
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new word

why did i even want a new word, bitch
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New York

There's a New York in England, too!

People keep calling me dumb for saying that there is. But seriously, go to wiki and check for yourself! I'm not dumb!

Go to Wikipedia and type this in after .org : /wiki/New_York,_Tyne_and_Wear
Me: ''There's a New York in England, too!''
Other person: ''How dumb can you be? There's no New York in England! Do you mean York? Stupid.''
Me: ''NO! Go check Wikipedia! I'm not dumb!
Other person after checking Wikipedia: ''Oh, I'm sorry, you were right!''
by TheKisshu1997 October 6, 2013
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sew new

Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.
Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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new energy

That feeling you get when you meet a new romantic interest. Slight infatuation. Definitely horny. General excitement
The empress had been seeing this common man for some time. An act forbidden in an and of itself as - well - she has empress status.

Nevertheless - she found herself slipping up in this regard. Consumed with this

new energy more and more as she got to know this commoner.

She’d speak on her desires of getting dicked down by the commoner. Kiss his forehead. Shower him (literally in the shower)
by Glow855 December 9, 2018
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plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
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