Matthew Level

A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level

Guy: How art yoi

Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy

Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level

by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

matthew facey

THE DOMNATOR

here he is MATTHEW "THE DOMINATOR" FACEY

Hey Your name is Matthew Facey You must be a DOMINATOR.

by Leo Jagger1 February 6, 2018

Matthew Colpus

A literal God

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"

by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018

matthew mccommas

A nice and sensitive guy who cares for others especially those who he loves.

Matthew McCommas is such a leader to everyone .

by Mattsterwayne December 25, 2016

Matthew

Matthew is a terrorist who goes up to you and rapes you for no reason, he is very Gay and at the same time smart in Logic. If his smiling then your fine but if his smiling with an isis flag and a bomb vest then u better run for your life.

Tristan: Make sure to get a Bulletproof vest or a Bomb proof suit

Some Paki: Use Matthew for 9/11

by Laden911 October 17, 2019