Originated from a series of Budweiser commercials where a group of supposedly (manly) men, namely celebrities and athletes, sit around a table deciding the secret codes of conduct for men.
1) What to do when a guy sticks his finger in your beer. Solution: "you poke it you own it" Man law!
2) What to do when you meet an attractive girl but has a long list of ex-boyfriends... Solution "You make sure you don't fall in love with her" Man law!
2) What to do when you meet an attractive girl but has a long list of ex-boyfriends... Solution "You make sure you don't fall in love with her" Man law!
by ManliestManAlive June 23, 2006
Get the man lawmug. One of the worst movies ever. Rich white people complaining for two and a half hours. Lead charictors have never known problems thus they must bitch about the dumbest shit ever. Fuck this movie, fuck its cast, director, and anyone involved. the fact that i could have payed hard earned money to see this makes me inflamed. the fact that i was forced to watch it makes me more pissed. Fuck monster in law.
" i need a vacation, ive always wanted ot vacation to africa."- monster in law
" i cant deal with this anymore"- monster in law
" i cant deal with this anymore"- monster in law
by Quellio November 26, 2006
Get the monster in lawmug. a set of rules
which are meant to organise the life of Muslims (which the chosen nation has alike btw , Jews) within their communities and in the society as whole.
includes compulsorily giving a certain amount of earnings and savings as a charity, eating halal food (like kosher as jew do), and some rules which can be seen strict (as some may consider) like chopping off the theif hand (which has 16 conditions MUST be all fulfilled)
which are meant to organise the life of Muslims (which the chosen nation has alike btw , Jews) within their communities and in the society as whole.
includes compulsorily giving a certain amount of earnings and savings as a charity, eating halal food (like kosher as jew do), and some rules which can be seen strict (as some may consider) like chopping off the theif hand (which has 16 conditions MUST be all fulfilled)
by Error 404 v2 January 17, 2019
Get the Sharia Lawmug. Elsie Lawes ,or any elsie, is a very controlling person who everyone knows , but no one likes.
She is very hostile towards fellow human beings so no body should go in a 50ft vacinity near her.
She also is very annoying and almost a Satan-like creature
She is very hostile towards fellow human beings so no body should go in a 50ft vacinity near her.
She also is very annoying and almost a Satan-like creature
Son: Hey dad look over there ! It’s a wild Elsie Lawes
Father:We do not speak of that name.
Son:Ok sorry.
Father:Also your adopted.
Father:We do not speak of that name.
Son:Ok sorry.
Father:Also your adopted.
by ⒹⒺⒻⒾⓃⒶⓉⒺⓁⓎ _ⓃⓄⓉ_ⒽⒶⓇⓁⒺⓎ January 28, 2020
Get the Elsie Lawesmug. The combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance in the opinions and beliefs of the general population, i.e., the collective hubris of the masses, drives the intelligence, the professionalism, and the knowledge of the benign and de facto noocracy from the marketplace of ideas.
Bush's election and re-election confirm the validity of Gaffney's Law.
The frequent violent persecutions of non-Hindus by Hindus in India is a manifestation of Gaffney's Law.
The frequent violent persecutions of non-Hindus by Hindus in India is a manifestation of Gaffney's Law.
by Co-Cavan January 20, 2009
Get the Gaffney's Lawmug. Your siblings' spouse's family or your spouse's siblings' spouse's family are your family-in-law. (ie- no blood or marriage ties, yet somehow still family.)
My sister's nephews by marriage are my family-in-law. OR
My brother-in-law's wife's family is my family-in-law. OR
My sister's in-laws are my family-in-law.
My brother-in-law's wife's family is my family-in-law. OR
My sister's in-laws are my family-in-law.
by cindy-gator April 1, 2011
Get the family-in-lawmug. 1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 15, 2018
Get the Jethro's Lawmug.