Moose Knuckle Boys

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.

Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.

by Fupasnuggler April 10, 2023

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

Hero Knuckles

The feeling in your knuckles after beating any guitar hero.

1: Whats with Jake?
2: He's got hero knuckles. He tried beating GH world tour twice in one go.
1: Dumbass...

by 3ngl!ishm@j0r August 15, 2011

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023

Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.

Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.

by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 13, 2024

Fucker Knuckle

As pertains to construction site or job site lingo
A worker or person who is constantly screwing around and challenging rules, playing pranks, smoking cigarettes inside the building, being a general pain in the ass.

Listen here Fucker Knuckle! Rules are rules! If I catch you smoking in my building again, I’m gonna call your boss and have you removed from the jobsite.

by Yellow Bucket 0659 December 30, 2021

stew knuckle

a person who is short, fat, and hairy.

When an ugly person approaches you 'ew look a stew knuckle"

by bread infection November 22, 2009