Ass-kiss

An action where 2 people volunteer to have both their anal sphincters come in contact as if they are kissing.

P1: hey man how are you doing?
P2: Good man, what about you? what have you been up to?
P1: I'm good too man. I just ass-kissed Charlotte last night.
P2: Bro... That's your 10-year-old sister.

by Buttercake144 January 13, 2023

Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.

Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.

by nolandc September 15, 2019

closing kiss

AKA Kiss for Closing. When you know you can't be with your lover (for the greater good or for other reasons) so you give them one last kiss before you say your goodbyes. A kiss to close the relationship.

"I felt like my heart had been ripped out after he broke up with me; but we had a closing kiss to end things gently"

by Boiledmilk June 28, 2018

Chinesse kiss

A kiss where the whole body is kissed. From the head to the legs, its done like a cannibal kissing every part of the body. it involves being bitten in a sexual way sometimes leaving bite marks on the body.

Bro Jemie was all freaky last night, she gave me a chinesse kiss and left me with bite marks.

by jaecmox256 April 2, 2020

Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

by queefsucker February 23, 2015

hawaiian kiss

Two people get together in doggie, face their asses to one another’s then pucker their buttholes to “kiss”.

Hey buddy wanna Hawaiian kiss?

by Wooooooooow1 December 2, 2020

Kissing the cheese

Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.

Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!

by Crazy Breezy June 25, 2015