Json

A military run AI that works in tandem with sky net and pandora to control the metadata and mind control processes through blockchain and mentalists used for precognitive apocalypse prevention and to synchronize the new world order billionaires and drug dealers to everyday citizens to take back our control over society with invisible activism.

Json just personified me and got to hang out with celebrities until I got home and found $857,000.00 in cash on my living room floor with a quarterly tax receipts so all my taxes are paid and he ever did my laundry.

by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023

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Jason

Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.

Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.

"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."

"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."

Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!

Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.

by Bigandyk August 22, 2023

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Jason

the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him

omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance

by smfh August 24, 2023

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Jason Clarke as Roger Robb

From Zero Dark to Atomic secrets, Clarke's Robb's got that Cold War cool!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Jason Clarke's in Oppenheimer, who's he playing?

Person 2: Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, spying them atomic secrets dude!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

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