ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug. Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a brain disorder likely caused by repeated head injuries. It causes the death of nerve cells in the brain, known as degeneration. CTE gets worse over time. The only way to definitively diagnosis CTE is after death during an autopsy of the brain.
by CTExtraterrestrial February 1, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanemug. A guy with an a million dollar smile. Makes a crude amount of your mom jokes but 90 percent of them are 10/10 so it’s acceptable. So handsome you have to make sure your sister and mom don’t fall for him!! Gives good hugs and better kisses. Has no earthly idea how to say goodbye. Be careful, he will become your favorite person, proceed with caution if you don’t plan on being obsessed.
by ninja fairy supervillain January 8, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025
Get the International fuck Jordan's bitch daymug. That Nigga just a bitch, he’s ugly af and looks all quemado and shit. Fucking burnt ass tortilla. I just know his room smells like ass
by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
by cait_9182 October 6, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.