Dewy Johnson

The act of intercourse performed on a bed of grass, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that "dew" could end up on someone's "johnson."

Q: Did you hear that Chris and Steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?

A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.

by Steampuncher November 30, 2009

dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz

that man is a dylan johnson

by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022

Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla

She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.

by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021

The Johnson

A sex position where the female is put in the walls of jericho and brutally pounded

“bro did you hear? he put her in The Johnson last night”

by caleb hodge December 21, 2022

Johnson Boys

A group of mexicans trying to skate like a pro.

Boy: Did you see the Johnson boys today?
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.

by jgggggg76yhvghfvgvhvhvh February 21, 2009

Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.

Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"

by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024