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Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs
hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin
by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019
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Jizz on a bisc

A fun game where 3 or more people stand in a circle and stroke off over a biscuit. First one to cum on the biscuit is obviously gay and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Hey buds let's get to know each other better through jizz on a bisc
by Brodsterbroski23 September 6, 2019
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Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes
She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids
by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
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Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes
She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids
by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
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Jizz Bomb

|When one nuts into a condom until it's full then tying it and stomping on it, hence the name.
"Man, I made a jizz bomb and now there's cum fucking everywhere bro"
by Mia Dixie Rect October 4, 2019
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Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.
My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.
by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018
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Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.
"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018
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