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Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them
James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.
by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023
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Psychic paper

One of Doctor Who's remedies.

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.

The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.
Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.
by Wadlaen February 27, 2023
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Paper

A pice of thin tree and other things
" i said Who ever through that paper your moms a hoe"
by Crazy.bitch.hoe March 2, 2019
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fundamental paper education

A baldi's basic rip-off series on YouTube by kaaatie on YouTube

It a paper school full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students because they've got a bad grade
A : I love fundamental paper education

B: You're a fucking weirdo
by Mac cool guy April 18, 2024
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Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport
Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018
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Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
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Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper
by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021
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