When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

by Mariztyk May 30, 2017

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd
by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
by flulaborg August 30, 2023

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019

Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.
by Colin Pattullo November 2, 2006
