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coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting
i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023
mugGet the coffeemug.

coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy
Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,
by yoga19 August 19, 2019
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Coffee Seat

It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.
It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.
by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018
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hot coffee

a very amazing song...
taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"

hot coffee...

aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"

leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"

corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."
by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022
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glorious coffee

When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.
by El_Diabllo March 2, 2021
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Coffee

Come… Over… For… FreeEarlyEnergy!
You want some coffee? Sure come over for free early energy!
by Don Ash January 5, 2022
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cheeseburger and coffee

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")
Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee
by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010
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